grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

get to know me meme1/5 favorite male characters: STILES STILINSKI 
"I’m 140 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense."

timelordy-teganbreann:

flockstiel:

Making gifs out of more background moments. Like Jim running into the door.

are you kidDING ME

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

dveon:

rawnstar:

dveon:

"Bitch you can’t use noooooo more of my silverware if you gon be eatin ass got my son cereal tastin like poop loops!!!!…. shit-a-mon toast crunch & booty pebbles smh"

He sexy but that caption is nooo

excuse me??? I bet you eat ass, don’t you

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

kordova:

my bird shredding some paper

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

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