Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.
get to know me meme: 1/5 favorite male characters: STILES STILINSKI
"I’m 140 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense."
Making gifs out of more background moments. Like Jim running into the door.
are you kidDING ME
MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING
"Bitch you can’t use noooooo more of my silverware if you gon be eatin ass got my son cereal tastin like poop loops!!!!…. shit-a-mon toast crunch & booty pebbles smh"
He sexy but that caption is nooo
excuse me??? I bet you eat ass, don’t you
my bird shredding some paper
Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.